In the film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", there is a scene where King Arthur happens across a 37 year-old peasant working in the fields. The king mistakes him for an old woman.
"I'm 37. I'm not old." protests the peasant.
So I guess 38 is old?
That sucks, but at least I don't look like a woman.
On a happier note, here's my friend who just happens to be turning 3 on the very same day I turn 38.
How cool is that?