Will ya lookie here. Songstress Katy Perry has a new video out, and its pretty cool. See for yourself. I'll be here when you get back.
Seeing as there's military content in the video, I feel required to mention the mistakes I saw.
1) Katy, why did you cut your hair in the bathroom? I'm pretty sure they'll cut it for you when you get to recruit training.
2) I thought we did away with bayonets. Maybe I'm wrong on that.
3) I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to talk, much less sing in formation.
There were probably others, but I was distracted by her, um, talent.
In all seriousness, my hat's off you you Ms. Perry. Nicely done.
I'd also like to add that should you ever decide on a career in the military, I'd be proud to serve under you in any position.
P.S. Feel free to look me up when you're visiting Canoe U. next month.