Our good friends, the Stutts family, is getting ready to have another baby. I've written about Julianna before, and now she's going to have a baby brother.
Unfortunately, the Elder Stuttses are apparently having difficulty coming up with a name. I feel that I may be of some assistance in this matter.
You see, Dad Stutts comes from good Alabama stock. Heart of Dixie, and all that. Lots of tradition there.
There is one very traditional southern name that I believe would fit very nicely for the soon-to-be young Stutts.
I very humbly submit the name Bubba.
Bubba Stutts. Seriously, how cool is that name? With a name like that, you can do anything.
Sheriff Bubba Stutts is one law enforcement officer whose authoratay you would have to respect.
Bubba Stutts is quite simply the best linebacker Auburn has seen in the past 25 years.
When you get in a spot of trouble with the law, Bubba Stutts is the lawyer for you.
Bubba Stutts is the only fighter pilot in the Navy whose callsign is his real name.
If there's anyone who looks good in a seersucker suit, it's Bubba Stutts.
Bubba Stutts' Barbeque is the best in the county. Most folks say it's the best in the state.
It's a great name. You'll thank me later. Trust me.
4 comments:
HILARIOUS! I love it. Thank you. We will submit it to our list of possibilities!
PS. Ike totally does have a seersucker suit. hehe :)
"Bubba Stutts is the only fighter pilot in the Navy whose callsign is his real name."
I nearly fell out of my chair reading this. What an excellent post!
Somehow I detect some slight... oh, so slight... prejudice here. Now why would that be????
In Alabama, it's not too uncommon for a middle name to represent the school of choice for a child's parents. Might I suggest "Bubba WarEagle Stutts" as an appropriate moniker for young Stutts.
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